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最新搞笑的QQ空间日志:看你能忍到第几个才笑

 

  一女在厕所小便,一醉鬼酒后误入,听到哗哗尿声,忙说:别倒了,我真的不喝了!女吓坏了,不敢在尿,憋不住放了个屁,酒鬼说:我操,怎么又启了一瓶

  清早起来,公鸡把母鸡揍了一顿别人为其拉开,问母鸡:公鸡为何打你?母鸡说我也不知道便问公鸡,公鸡说:操它亲娘的,它今天早晨起来下了个鸭蛋!!!

  猎人打猎,看树上有两只鸟,举枪打下一只,发现是只没毛的,正纳闷,另一只鸟飞下?#21019;?#39554;猎人:他*的,老子刚哄她把衣服脱光,你就把???打下来了。。。

  某饭店养只鹦鹉挂在门口,有客到就说:"你?#27809;?#36814;光临!"一常客想:我快点进看你有何反应.一天他"蹭"就跑进去了,鹦鹉说:"他奶奶的!吓我一跳!!!"

  产房里一小孩出生后哈哈大笑,接生护士都非常奇怪,围拢观察发现小孩拳头紧握,掰开后发现是一粒堕胎药,只听小孩说:他*的!想干掉我?没那么容易!!

  演出结束,领导上台拉住漂亮的蒙古族女演员的手嘘寒问暖不放手,还一个劲地问叫什么名字?女演员激动地说:玛勒格碧

  站的更高,看个更远;水至清则无鱼,人至贱则无敌!走自己的路让别人打车去吧。穿别人的鞋,让别人找去吧。

  什么叫郁闷?就是三打一让人殴了,撮麻让人给搂了,钱包让人偷了,老婆跟人溜了,家里就剩粥了一闻?#20809;?#20102;,眼珠子一翻抽了,去医院救护车还掉沟了!

  月饼爱?#19979;?#22836;,拼命?#38750;螅?#39314;头誓死不?#21360;?#26376;饼难过:(港腔)这是为了什么?馒头:俺娘?#36947;玻?#20320;?#20146;?#37324;都是花花肠?#21360;?/p>

  一天母鸡飞上了屋顶,主人气气愤的说“你下来,再不下来我把这里的公鸡全部宰了,叫你生不如死。”母鸡大笑说“终于可以去找鸭子了。”

  ?#25103;?#22919;去拍照,摄影师问:“大爷,您是要侧光,逆光,还是全光?”,大爷腼腆的说:“我是无所谓,能不能给你大妈留条裤衩?”

  一个美国人,一个法国人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个瓶子,打开瓶塞后飘出来一个人来,那个人说:“我是神仙,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!”美国人第一个抢着说:“我第一个愿望是要很多的钱。”神?#20260;?“这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧。”??国人说:“?#19968;挂?#24456;多的钱!”神仙满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:“把我弄回家。”神?#20260;?“没问题。”于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国。 神仙又问法国人.法国人说:“我要美女!”神仙给了他美女。法国人又说:“?#19968;挂?#32654;女!”神仙也满足了他,给了他美女。法国人最后说到:“把我送回法国。”神仙把法国人送回国后?#25163;?#22269;人要什么。 中国人说:“先来瓶二锅头吧。”神仙给了他。问他第二个愿望是什么。中国人说:“再来一瓶二锅头!”神仙问他第三个愿望是什么。中国人说:“我挺想法国人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧。” 法国人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走。 走着走着又看见一个瓶子,打开塞子后?#32622;?#20986;一个人来,那个人说:“我是刚才那个神仙的弟弟,法力没他高强,所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望。” 法国人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,免得一会又被他弄回来。于是中国人说:“那就先来瓶二锅头吧。”神仙满足了他的愿望。法国人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来。中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对神?#20260;?“行了,没事了,你丫走吧。” 一个美国人、一个日本人、一个中国人在丛林探险。结果全被吃人部落抓去了。可部落酋长说:"我今天心情好,不吃你们,但你们都得挨一百板子,但在挨板子前你们可以有一个愿望实现。”      先挨板子的是美国人。他说:"挨板子前,先给我屁股垫上1个坐垫。”垫罢,板子雨点般落下;先前70?#23524;?#20945;合,70板之后坐垫被打烂,然后就是板板见血……打完,美国老摸着屁股走了。      日本人见状后,要求10个床垫。1、2、3…100打完,日本人起身,拍拍屁股,没事;然后张着臭嘴对自己的模仿能力和再创造能力吹嘘一番,并想坐一边看中国人的好戏。中国人慢慢趴下,悠哉悠哉地说:"来,把日本人给我垫上。”…

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