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搞笑校园日志:作弊的童鞋们,可以专业点吗_搞笑个性QQ日志

 

  由于某种原因,姐偶尔会去某大学客串一下老师。

  现在期末了?#24515;居校?#26399;末要考试?#24515;居校?#32771;试姐就要监考?#24515;居校?/p>

  虽然只监考了两场,但姐已经憋出内伤了?#24515;居校?/p>

  监考老师伤不起啊伤不起,硬站两个小时,

  还要看着底下的人做各种?#23383;?#30340;弊,

  如果姐可以笑,姐一定仰天长笑,

  然后指着底下的一群衰人用四川话大喊一声,

  你们,真的,太不专业了!!!!!!!

  首先,作为一个没有好好复习准备作弊的亲来说,

  你要做的首要事情就是要让自己淹没在人群里,

  不要引起老师注意好吗,

  你长相猥琐穿个荧光黄色坐在正中间,

  考前还故意跟老师搭讪你是要哪样啊,

  我不注意你注意谁啊?

  衣服请选黑白灰好吗?最好跟桌子椅子的颜色融为一体才比?#20064;?#20840;?#24515;居小?

  如果你长的很帅也请把自己弄挫一点再来好吗?

  你知道老师站在台上很无聊的?#24515;居校?/p>

  姐甚至在台上数过底?#24405;?#20010;女生长发几个短发几个染过几个烫过好吗?

  你是个帅哥中标几率很大懂吗?

  看着养眼的老师也爱多盯一会?#24515;居小?/p>

  如果你本身就长的很挫你以为自己就安全了吗?

  帅哥作弊有时候还会放他一马?#24515;居校?/p>

  你这种挫样的作弊姐一看到就很窝火?#24515;居校?/p>

  你长的这么猥琐TM还不好好学习你是要哪样啊!

  世界就是这么不公平好吗?

  再说地形,最安全的当然?#20146;?#26049;边的位置,

  ??非监考老师吃了摇头丸,

  一般情况下视线落到中间的几率肯定是远远大于两边的?#24515;居小?/p>

  至于中间的同学其?#30331;?#38754;后面都一样,

  有的亲想?#20204;?#38754;的童鞋挡住自己,

  姐要奉劝你那是木有用的好吗?

  不?#30340;?#33258;己长那?#21019;?#20010;?#23524;?/p>

  你就是娇小玲珑站在讲台上也是一目了然好吗!

  相反第一排还可能是个死角?#24515;居校?/p>

  监考老师一开始就会对敢坐第一排的亲放松警惕?#24515;居校?/p>

  很佩服你的胆量?#24515;?#26377;!

  但你最好是真有实力好吗,

  否则动静要再大一点也是必死无疑的好吗?

  接着说小抄,在监考老师心目?#26657;?/p>

  带小抄比抄别人的或偷看别人的作弊要强一点,

  起码考场相?#22253;?#38745;?#24515;居校?/p>

  老师首先要对你们独立作战的精神表示钦佩?#24515;?#26377;?

  但是,小抄,小抄,小抄要小才能叫小抄好吗?

  你弄个跟试卷一样大的小抄又是要弄哪样啊,

  这个世界有个技术叫微缩,微缩懂吗?

  你不会弄复印店的老?#23524;?#24324;好吗?请高科技一点OK?

  而且请穿宽松一点的牛仔裤好吗?

  穿那么紧身,抠小抄抠不出来姐很?#20598;庇心?#26377;?

  抄完了塞回去也很困难?#24515;居校?#23617;股得斜上45?#32676;?#21527;?

  ????#24515;?#31359;短裙的MM又是要哪样,

  抄完了直接压大腿下,大腿又很细压不住?#24515;居校?/p>

  哎,所以腿粗有优势啊亲!

  抄完了又想帮助别人的亲请你们用脚把小抄踢过去好吗?

  你用手抛真的很傻很天真?#24515;居校?/p>

  一条抛物线从姐眼前划过是又要,又要弄哪样啊?!

  然后想用高科技电?#30828;?#21697;亲们的请用尺寸小一点的好吗?

  Touch就够用了,你放个Pad在桌上,你让姐情何以堪呢亲?

  想在抽屉里翻书的亲请先看清楚抽屉的类型好吗?

  有的抽屉是没有背面的?#24515;居校?#23601;是个通透的好吗?

  你翻书翻的很透明?#24515;?#26377;啊亲!

  最后一条铁律,作弊前请不要看老师好吗亲?

  姐既不是林青霞也不是凤姐,

  长相平和穿着朴实,不会吸引你眼球好吗?

  你白白一张大脸突然仰头一看,

  本来姐在看别处好吗?视线被你吸引过去了好吗?

  那你还想怎样呢亲?

  当姐走到教室后面的时候,也请不要回头找姐好吗亲?

  你蓦然回首,姐正在你身后不远处好吗?

  差不多吐槽完了,

  还有三场苦逼的监考在等着姐,

  姐又将在讲台上憋出内伤好吗?

  最后姐想说作弊也是一门艺术?#24515;居校?/p>

  体现着人的技术和态?#32676;?#21527;?

  既然你选择了作弊,就请认真对待?#24515;居校?/p>

  Be Professional,OK?

  或者嫌麻烦,就干脆好好复习吧亲!!

  传送门目的地:风月无边,为何偏你无缘_2013最新幸福情侣图片大全 感兴趣的童鞋可以点击下面的传送门,精彩不容错过~我是神奇的传送门,请点击我~

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